New Rules for the U.K.

I'm not usually one for political statements, but there are three new rules that our "government", led by a half-blind fat man, should enforce. Starting today!

1. For UK citizens, free work-visas for any country in the Commonwealth, past and present.
2. No more auto-tune in music on the radio or that has to be paid for. If you want to cheat, then you give that trash away. (I'm looking at you, Gaga).
3. The B.N.P. can disband and be quiet. You're not going to get voted in to power. Go away.

Do they realize?

The makers of these signs must understand what they're saying. Perhaps that's their sneaky point. Although how does that sell more ice creams?




-- Posted while out, about and confused

The War

Talking about the wars is often a conversation with many opportunities to offend.

With my life, as many others seeming without context or direction, the armed services seems a viable, yet dangerous one. I have enjoyed many hours watching the romanticized 'life at sea' or fighting for one's country. Of course, this is far from the terrifying and horrendous realities that lie ahead for the men and women going to war.

Perhaps long periods of time, working on a tug boat would be a sufficiently romantic and story-worthy pursuit for me. According to the tales, I should sit by the dock waiting for a sea hardened boat owner to need me for a day's honest work and let the weeks float by.

Thoughts

It's the queues of fat loners that keep me from lining up at McDonalds. You know, the guys in ill-fitting unwashed jeans and about 5 days of facial growth, before they've realized it doesn't suit them.

I'm not racist, but why do Asians shuffle their feet? Is that why the streets in busy ChinaTowns are so slippery?

What would a worm look like without skin? Is it like sausagemeat or tiny organs?


-- Posted while out, about and confused

Australian quiz

A contestant on the Australian version of Who Wants To Be A Millionnaire.

Oh dear.

Dating Fail

I don't think this online dating site is the one for me...... or is it??












NOPE.

Australian Ice Cream

Really?



-- Posted while out, about and confused