New Rules for the U.K.

I'm not usually one for political statements, but there are three new rules that our "government", led by a half-blind fat man, should enforce. Starting today!

1. For UK citizens, free work-visas for any country in the Commonwealth, past and present.
2. No more auto-tune in music on the radio or that has to be paid for. If you want to cheat, then you give that trash away. (I'm looking at you, Gaga).
3. The B.N.P. can disband and be quiet. You're not going to get voted in to power. Go away.