10 Rules of the Modern Man

Here is the list of the top ten rules to be a modern man.

1. Pull out the chair for the person you're with. It IS important and they WILL appreciate it.

2. If you're on a date, pay for the whole bill. If they protest, tell them they can pay next time (this ensures another date!)

3. DON'T 'pop' your collar, you'll look like a douche.

4. Walk slower, if you're in a rush you look unorganised and angry.

5. Be 'Old fashioned' with your manners, not your attitude.

6. A kid's scooter or skateboard ISN'T cool for getting around if you're over 12.

7. Arrive at ALL appointments 5 minutes early and NEVER late. It's annoying to wait for anyone, don't make them do it.

8. Bring an umbrella.

9. Don't bitch or gossip. No good can come of it.

10. Unless it's made completely obvious to crystal clear to you, she probably doesn't want to sleep with you!


Live, Learn, Be Awesome

-- Posted while out, about and confused